“Book reports” – staples of middle school and, as it turns out, sometimes Disney Parks, too. In fact, you don’t have to be part of theme park fandom for long before you stumble across debate about “book report rides.” It’s a not-so-flattering description for an all-too-common subset of Disney dark rides that merely condense the 90-minute story you already know into a 90-second ride-through.
For better or worse, “book report rides” don’t deviate much from the story you (hopefully!) recall by heart. Beat-for-beat, song-by-song, note-for-note, these condensed attractions don’t draw from Disney’s pantheon of Imagineering-original characters, myths, or worlds, but instead rely on animated classics and nostalgia. Often, guests are cast as mere “observers,” passively gliding through three-dimensional recreations of the scenes they’ve seen a hundred times on screen.
So when Tokyo Disneyland announced a new Beauty and the Beast E-Ticket dark ride, there was little doubt among fans that it would be a “book report” ride… but at least it would be a well-deserved one! After all, as we explored in our in-depth, two-part Special Feature dive into the Disney Renaissance, Beauty and the Beast is often considered one of the greatest films of all time, and it’s weirdly underrepresented in Disney Parks! So if any timeless tale in Disney’s portfolio deserved an epic E-Ticket retelling, it would be Belle’s…
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